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bob dole's underwear
 
 
At a recent rally Bob Dole was asked if he wore boxers or briefs.

He replied, 'Depends.'
heaven's gate
 
 
You know about the 39 Heaven's Gate culters who killed themselves?

They found another one underneath the sink...behind the Comet.

enron transcripts
 
 
The real reason the administration doesn't want to release the transcripts of the energy council meetings is because at one point you would hear Kenneth Lay barking, "Turn off that pacemaker Cheney. It's interfering with my cell phone."
branch-davidians
 
 
How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car?

It depends on how big your ashtray is!

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