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virgins in caves
 
 
What do you call a cave-dwelling virgin?

Never Bin Laidon

clinton in oz
 
 
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all wanted to go to Oz, to visit the Wizard of Oz. Bill looked at Al and asked him why he wanted to go. Al said that he needed a brain, and Bill agreed with him.

Then, Bill asked the Secretary of Defense why he wanted to go, and he said that he needed a heart. Bill also agreed with him. Then both looked at Bill and asked him why he was going. He answered, "I'm looking for Dorothy!"

monica's first look
 
 
Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?

A: The Executive Branch!
president hillary
 
 
Why did Senator Hillary Clinton decide run for office?

She'd already been President for 8 years.


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