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clinton poll
 
 
Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas, asking for their opinions on the Clinton Sex Scandal. One of the questions: Would you ever have an affair with Bill Clinton? The results were staggering!

5% — No
3% — Yes
92% — Never Again
better luck next time
 
 
Why are politicians proof of reincarnation?

You just can't get that screwed up in one lifetime.

racists and lightbulbs
 
 
How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None -- they don't want to be enlightened!

microsoft and a halter top
 
 
What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common?

Both offer very little support!


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