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gore & pantyhose
 
 
What do Gore and Pantyhose have in common?

They both irritate Bush.

bin laden vs custer
 
 
What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common?

They both wondered where all those tomahawks were coming from.

aliens attack
 
 
President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

wright, right?
 
 
One right can't make a wrong.

But two Wrights can make an airplane!

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