condit arrest
What will the FBI say when they go to Gary Condit's house to arrest him?
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"Mr. Condit, come out with your pants up!"
medical miracles
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work."
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An Englishman said, "We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks."
The Irishman says, "That's nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man's body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks."
The American says, "Well hell, that's nothin'. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin' for work!"
how many interns?
How many interns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None — they're too busy screwing the President!
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None — they're too busy screwing the President!
half bush
Bush's mother prayed fervently that GW would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.
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