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monica's deposition
 
 
Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky's deposition: "I didn't tell her to lie in her deposition, I said to lie in that position."
fred bin flintsone
 
 
What do bin Laden and Fred Flintstone have in common?

They both look out of their caves and see Rubble.

how many interns?
 
 
How many interns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None — they're too busy screwing the President!
half bush
 
 
Bush's mother prayed fervently that GW would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.

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