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lawyer means...
What's the definition of lawyer?

The larval form of a politician.

presidential surprise
The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks." Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.

"The bad news is that the urine is from the Vice President."

"Al? How could you do this to me? What could be worse than this?"

"The handwriting's the first lady's."

bin laden vs custer
What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common?

They both wondered where all those tomahawks were coming from.

condit arrest
What will the FBI say when they go to Gary Condit's house to arrest him?

"Mr. Condit, come out with your pants up!"

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