politician walking
Q: What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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A: Stop laughing and reload.
monica and bob dole
What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
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They were both upset when Bill finished first!
first lady
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 AM?
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To make sure she's the First Lady...
bill and hillary
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.
The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me, I said throw out the first pitch."
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