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politically speaking
 
 
"My uncle ran for Senate last year."
"Really? What does he do now?"
"Nothing. He got elected."
the rescue
 
 
One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped." The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."

donations for dee dee
 
 
Did you hear that Disney is going to make a movie about Dee Dee Corodini?

Yup, it will be called '101 Donations.'

monica at the un
 
 
Q: What did Ms. Lewinsky allegedly say when offered a position at the UN?

A: Would that, then, be a "missionary position?"

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