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french joke
What's the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes.

we's huntin' frenchman
What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back of a lorry.

A good days hunting.

k-marts in afghanistan
Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?

They are putting in TARGETS!!!

dubya 'n' drugs
During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.

"Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college?"

"It's true," replied Bush, "but it isn't my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose."

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