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bush and bill
 
 
Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one do you think has been referred to as Mr. Bush more often?
germans love limbaugh
 
 
What is the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

One is a flaming fascist gasbag full of hot air, and the other is a dirigible.

important question
 
 
How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

hot enough for you?
 
 
After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly gates.

There, he was greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry came up from behind. "You wanted to end America's liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose.

James Madison came next, and said, "This is why I allowed the government provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge hammer and whacked Osama's knees.

Osama was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, and 65 other people who had the same love for liberty and America. As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged.

As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed, "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"


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