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bad lawyer
 
 
Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.

national bird
 
 
Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird?
The spread eagle!
international beer syndrome
 
 
An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out.
American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer.
Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer.
Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer.
Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.
bush and polly
 
 
Why doesn't George W. Bush eat parrots?

A little thing called cannibalism.


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