make-a-wish foundation
After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.
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"I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."
"Done."
"I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."
"Done."
"And I wish for the best woman in the world."
So God sent him Mother Theresa.
the 11th commandment
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.
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They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. They began their brain-storming and came up with the 11th.
After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:
"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
osama's covered wagon
Why hasn't Osama bin Laden ever been circumcized?
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Because there is just no end to that prick!
saddam hussein
What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
Neither knew when to pull out!
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Neither knew when to pull out!
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