no fly zone
The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap that he can't fly.
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bin laden vs aladdin
What's the difference between bin Laden and Aladdin?
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Aladdin had 3 wishes and bin Laden only has 1 - a death wish.
chicken crossfire
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American."
Dr. Seuss answers this question: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why? It's not been told."
Grandpa answers this question: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."
And Colonel Sanders answers this question: "I missed one?"
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