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the jewish vote
I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president.

He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."

bill and hillary
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field. The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me, I said throw out the first pitch."
taliban snippet
How come the Taliban are not circumcised?

It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.

how bill and hillary really met
How Bill and Hillary really met:
They both dated the same girl in college.

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