the bill clinton sale
Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at
clothing stores on President's day?
A: All pants half off!
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A: All pants half off!
prime minister material
Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..
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Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.
birdbrain
In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next.
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genital mutilation is funny
Hey, did ya hear about the John Bobbitt doorbell?
It has a ding but no dong!
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It has a ding but no dong!
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