new canadian flag
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant.
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That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.
touchy feely cracky
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the shoulders of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell are you doing?"
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"Well," said the guy, "I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!"
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work for the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"
jenna and barbara's companion
Q: Who were Jenna and Barbara Bush with when they got caught by the police?
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A: Their uncle Anheuser
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