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quotes about the french
 
 
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." - Rush Limbaugh

"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?" - Dennis Miller

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates Americans, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." - Conan O'Brien

hail to the moron
 
 
It's finally come out why George W. is pushing childhood literacy.

He wants America's children to be better off than he is.

executive rimmin'
 
 
Why did George W. Bush cross the road?

To plunge his slithery tongue into the pert and waiting anus of the oil industry.

what does saddam and fred flintstone have in ...
 
 
What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in common?

They can both look out the windows and see rubble.


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