News And Politics jokes

The first little girl said: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

The next little boy said: "I'm Andy and my dad is a mechanic."

Then another little boy said: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasped and quickly changed the subject, but later in the schoolyard the teacher approached Jimmy privately and asked if it was really true that his dad danced nude in a gay bar.

The kid blushed and said, "I'm sorry, but my dad is an auditor for Arthur Andersen and I was just too embarrassed to say so."

Some say Elvis is still alive.

Gary Condit!

The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George Bush is the President."

After this happens three days in a row, the guard yells in disgust, "I told you Bill Clinton is no longer the President. George Bush is the President of the United States.

The guy says, "I know. I just like hearing it!"