saddam's bumperstickers
"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker"
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"Dukakis-Bentsen in '92"
"If you don't like the way I reign get out of small, neighboring countries"
"Bomb me, I need the insurance"
"Shi'ites happen"
those shady frenchies
Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris?
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So the Germans can march in the shade.
tickle me dirty politics
In Washington D.C. they ran out Tickle Me Elmo dolls, so now they have Fondle Me Packwood dolls.
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dubya 'n' drugs
During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.
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"Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college?"
"It's true," replied Bush, "but it isn't my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose."
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