respecting the first lady
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.
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'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.
'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.
'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'
gary condit's fowl behavior
Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?
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He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.
slick willy
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Ross Perot are on a ship when it is sinking. Perot orders for all women to head for the life boats. Bush says screw the women! Clinton says "Do we have time?"
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saddam's bumperstickers
"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker"
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"Dukakis-Bentsen in '92"
"If you don't like the way I reign get out of small, neighboring countries"
"Bomb me, I need the insurance"
"Shi'ites happen"
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