bombing works
We have come to learn that bombing really works. We've flown over 2,800 sorties, dropped 15 tons in warheads, and done extereme amounts of costly damage. But we're a compassionate nation, and when this is all over, we're going to put the rocks and dirt back.
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in all the land
Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were sitting at a table talking.
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Hercules says, "I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."
Snow White says "I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet."
Quasie says "I think I'm the ugliest, meanest son of a gun in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."
The next day Hercules and Snow White are sitting at the table.
Hercules says, "It's true I'm the strongest man in the world for God told me so."
Snow White says, "It's true I'm the fairest lady in the land for God told me so."
Just then, Quasi started walking up the road really steamed.
He says, "Guys can you do me a favor? Tell me who the heck is Janet Reno?"
lightbulb... arkansas
How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Clinton does all the screwing!
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None, Clinton does all the screwing!
helen keller's broken arm
How did Helen Keller break her arms?
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Trying to read road signs at forty M.P.H.
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