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bob dole's band
 
 
What is Bob Dole's favorite band?
Limp Bizkit
george dubya on a sinking ship
 
 
George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?

The nation.

bush & the blackboard
 
 
George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write "The President" on the blackboard.

Then Bush asked the child what he thought the President should accomplish and the child replied, "Protect the environment and clean up the air."

Dubya countered, "Why should the clouds be white and the water be blue when they could be all kinds of cool colors? Is that so terrible. Can't we agree on it? Can you spell "Is" and "We"?

The boy spells out "Is" then "We" on the blackboard.

"My friends at the oil companies can make chemicals to make trees tall. If fact, they already did. Can you write, "tall" and "did"?

The boy writes the words on the blackboard.

"Now young man, what have you learned from your talk with the President?"

The boys stands up and reads what he has written on the blackboard aloud: "The President is we tall did."

politically speaking
 
 
"My uncle ran for Senate last year."
"Really? What does he do now?"
"Nothing. He got elected."

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