News And Politics jokes

Jokes » news and politics » humor 79

News And Politics


clinton monument
 
 
Dear U.S. Citizens,

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise five million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington, DC Hall of Fame. However, we were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It did not seem proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, did not know where he was, returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who has anything left after paying taxes, we will expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank You
The Monument Committee

whats the difference between saddam hussein ...
 
 
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a bucket of crap?

The bucket.

political pampers
 
 
How are politicians like diapers?

You have to change them both often, and for the same reason.

bush on unemployment aid
 
 
How does President Bush spell Welfare?

F-A-R-E-W-E-L-L


Page 80 of 96     «« Previous | Next »»