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greeting the queen
What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton?

You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.

gary condit-cadabra
What do Gary Condit and a magician have in common?

They both make their assistants disappear!

first lady
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 AM?

To make sure she's the First Lady...

touchy feely cracky
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the shoulders of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell are you doing?"

"Well," said the guy, "I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!"

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work for the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"

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