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yo mama is so poor...
 
 
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe, and I asked her if she lost her other shoe and she said, "No, I found one!"
eating is a sport
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
call me back
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid she put a phone in her butt and thought she was making a booty call.
a helping hand
 
 
Two blondes and a brunette fell off a cliff, handing on to a rope for dear life. The rope was tearing from the weight of the three girls, so the brunette says, "One of us has to jump or we'll all die." The blondes looked at each other and decided the brunette should jump because she was the ugliest. The brunette jumps, but the two blondes let go of the rope when they clapped.

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