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you're so dirty... shower
 
 
You're so dirty, when you take a shower you lose weight!
ford cars -vs- golf balls
 
 
What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

santa schnap...
 
 
You're so ugly, you had to wear a paper sack to visit the mall Santa!
you so smelly
 
 
You so smelly, when you walk by, trash plugs its nose!

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