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they're grrrrrreat
 
 
One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle of a tiger. When her husband comes home from work, he finds his wife still staring at the pieces, unable to put any of them together. The blonde looks to her husband confused and says, "Honey, I've been working on this puzzle all day and I can't put any piece together!" Her husband then replies, "Let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box first."
try it
 
 
Yo mama's so fat she's on a "Tryit." She be like, "What ya'll eatin?" "I'll try it."
get yo fingers bit
 
 
Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC she asked for a bucket of chicken and when the cashier asked what size she wanted, yo mama said "The one on the roof."
obese michigan mammas
 
 
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?

Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.


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