rover the brick
A policeman is walking down the road when he sees a man with a brick tied to a dog leash. He decides to go and humor him. He walks up to the man and says, 'Hello, sir, I like your dog!'
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The man looks at the brick, then the policeman, and says, 'It's not a dog, it's a brick.'
The policeman replies, 'Oh, sorry, I thought you were a bit mad,' and walks off rather puzzled.
As the policeman goes out of sight, the man turns to the brick and says, 'That fooled him, didn't it Rover?'
mixed breed
What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?
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A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!
why can't skeletons play music in ...
Q: Why can't skeletons play music in church?
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A: Because they've got no organs.
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