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monica at the un
 
 
Q: What did Ms. Lewinsky allegedly say when offered a position at the UN?

A: Would that, then, be a "missionary position?"
inoffensive nicknames for breasts
 
 

1) Chest Trays

2) NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)

3) Pastor Baiters

4) Mounds of Shame

5) Heavenly Canteens

6) Pearly Weights

7) Hooteronomies

8) Pizza Pizza

9) Sweater Undulations

10) The Daughters of Lactiticus

11) Racks of Lambs of God

12) Communion Woofers

13) First and Second Mammalonians

14) Pamela's Burdens

15) Beelzeboobs

madame president
 
 
What would a female president's husband be called?

Bill Clinton.

full speed ahead
 
 
What's faster than the speed of light?
An Afghani with a dinner ticket.

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