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yo mama's so fat... married
 
 
Your mama so fat, she's been married for 20 years and your dad hasn't seen the other side of her yet!
you're so poor
 
 
You're so poor, you DJ for the ice cream truck.
you're so ugly
 
 
You're so ugly, when you pass by the toilet, it flushes itself.
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room. There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.

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