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you're so fat
 
 
You're so fat, you need permit to roll over in bed! They took your baby pictures via satellite! You're so fat!
woman's watch
 
 
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't — there's a clock on the oven!
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, I walked in her front door and fell out the back!
yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she was alone on a corner and the cop arrested her for loitering!

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