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a few good men
 
 
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the post office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor says the man. I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me."

who dun it?
 
 
You know you're a redneck if your dog farts and you take the credit.
mama knows how to have fun
 
 
Yo mama so fat, she plays Slip-n-Slide on the Atlantic Ocean.
no one is safe
 
 
Yo mama so ugly, she make blind kids cry

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