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yo mama's so small
 
 
Yo' mama so small, I can see her feet in her driver's license picture!
you're so fat... bleed
 
 
You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block -- 'cause she stops at all the hydrants!
you're so short
 
 
You're so short, you could sit on a dime and swing your legs.

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