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bra shopping
 
 
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.

Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"

yo mama's so dumb... car
 
 
'Your mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money!
yo daddy is so poor
 
 
Yo daddy is so poor he can't even pay attention.
yo mama's so small
 
 
Yo' mama so small, I can see her feet in her driver's license picture!

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