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your mother is obese...
 
 
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.
just you
 
 
Q: How many idiots does it take to read a joke?

A: Just one

elevator scene
 
 
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain!"

The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain too!"

The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, "Yep, but it's nobody from this building."

magnum pi
 
 
A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms. "Yes we do," he says. "Would you like to buy some?" "No," she replies. "But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?"

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