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harvard graduate
 
 
How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, she makes onions cry!
you're so ugly... mistletoe
 
 
You are so hideously ugly, that at Christmas, we hang you up and kiss the mistletoe.
borschtbelt zinger
 
 
You're so fat, when you sit around the house you really sit around the house.

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