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breakfast of champions
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, she opened up a box of Cheerios and said, "Look, my Alphabet Soup spells 'Ooooo.'
paying the bills
 
 
President Bush looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approaching him. "What is it?" sighs the president. "It's this abortion bill. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks. "Go ahead and pay it," says the president.
you so ugly
 
 
You so ugly, your face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze!
yo mama's so stupid
 
 
Yo' mama so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."

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