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yo mama's so stupid
 
 
Yo' mama so stupid, she called the rehab clinic because she was hooked on phonics!
yo mama is so old, she knew...
 
 
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
there is a navy guy and a marine...
 
 
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."

The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!!!"

how many irishmen does it take...
 
 
How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.


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