Insults jokes

Jokes » insults » humor 54

Insults


you so ugly
 
 
You so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped yo' mama!
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, I saw her buying Hefty bags and asked what she was doing. She said "Buying luggage!"
harvard graduate
 
 
How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

two middle easterners exchange moronic lies
 
 
A Syrian guy walked into a cafe. He sees a Lebanese guy eating croissants and jam.

Syrian Guy: "Do Lebanese people eat the insides of the croissants?"

Lebanese Guy: "Of course. Why? What's wrong with that?"

Syrian Guy: "Well for your information, the insides of the croissants are firstly recycled by the Syrians then sold to the Lebanese. Now as for the jam - do you guys eat jam?"

Lebanese Guy: "Of course. Why?"

Syrian Guy: "Well, you know the fruits are firstly peeled, eaten then the peels would be then recycled and then sold to the Lebanese."

Lebanese Guy: "Do Syrians have sex?"

Syrian Guy: "Yes, of course."

Lebanese Guy: "Do you use condoms?"

Syrian Guy: "Of course. Why?"

Lebanese Guy: "Well.. when the Lebanese use condoms they recycle them and sell them to the Syrians."


Page 55 of 215     «« Previous | Next »»