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there is a navy guy and a marine...
 
 
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."

The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!!!"

yo mama sooooo dumb
 
 
Yo mama so dumb, when she threw a rock at the ground she missed.
what's the difference between a dead lawer ...
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a dead lawer in the middle of the road and a dead rattlesnake in the middle of the road?

A: There is skid marks before the snake

your mother is obese...
 
 
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.

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