saran wrap
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The guy askes the doctor, 'What do you think is wrong with me?'
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The doctor replied,'I can clearly see you're nuts.'
drinker, smoker, homosexual
Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in their bad habit one more time, they will die.
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Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, “I don't care if I die, I need a drink.” The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead.
Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk. The gay guy looks over and says, “If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead.”
lightbulb: psychiatrist
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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One, but it really has to want to change.
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