bouncing baby brute
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor had to put you in a bucket of water to see which end of you would breathe.
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corpsalicious!
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, 'There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.'
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After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.
After hesitating, they all did it.
'Next,' the professor said, 'you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.'
those conceited bastard doctors
Q: What is the difference between a brain surgeon and God?
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A: God doesn't think he's a brain surgeon!
the shooting
An old lady's husband had just died and she felt their was no reason to live anymore. She called the doctor and asked excactly where her heart was. He told her it should be under her left breast.
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That night she went to the emergency room with a shot in the knee.
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