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quick visit to the dentist
 
 
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."

The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

america has finally captured saddam ...
 
 
America has finally captured Saddam Hussein!

They sprayed a field with Viagra, and the prick stood up!

yo mama's so fat...
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, she cut her finger and gravy poured out.
bouncing baby brute
 
 
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor had to put you in a bucket of water to see which end of you would breathe.

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