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america has finally captured saddam ...
America has finally captured Saddam Hussein!

They sprayed a field with Viagra, and the prick stood up!

really sick
There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.

The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine.

The next day the doctor called and the wife answered.

"I'm going to need to run a few more tests", the doctor said.

"I'm going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample".

After she hung up the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"

"He needs a pair of your underwear".

yo mama's so fat...
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "To be continued..."
bacon in my ear
A guy walks into a doctor's office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle coming out of his nose, and bacon coming out of his other ear. He says worriedly, "Doc, what's wrong with me?!?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

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