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blonde at the doctor's
 
 
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.

When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."

"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"

the gynecologist's glasses
 
 
Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor?

Because things were looking a little fuzzy.

cat hospital
 
 
Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a cat-scan done.

really sick
 
 
There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.

The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine.

The next day the doctor called and the wife answered.

"I'm going to need to run a few more tests", the doctor said.

"I'm going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample".

After she hung up the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"

"He needs a pair of your underwear".


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