hmo executive
The Chief Executive of an HMO died and was very relieved that he got into heaven. Of course, he had to check out after 48 hours...
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democrat's concession
The election is over the results are well known
The voice of the people has clearly been shown
Lets all pull together and show by our deeds
That we will give Bush all the help that he needs
Forget all our differences and let bitterness pass
Ill kiss your elephant
And you kiss my ass...
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The voice of the people has clearly been shown
Lets all pull together and show by our deeds
That we will give Bush all the help that he needs
Forget all our differences and let bitterness pass
Ill kiss your elephant
And you kiss my ass...
trade talks
One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.
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The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: 'Nice pigs, sir.'
The President replied, 'These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.'
The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, 'Nice trade, sir'
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