News And Politics jokes

Was Gary Condit's sexual conduct the same as Bill Clinton's?

Close, but no cigar.

What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?

A dead Osama bin Laden in a clown suit.

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field. The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me, I said throw out the first pitch."

What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument?

The WhoreMonica!