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the worst hostage drama in the world
 
 
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.

They ask for a ransom 20 million dollars, and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for...
white, slimy, & horny
 
 
What's white, slimy, and horny all over?

Gary Condit!

politics and golf
 
 
Q: What golfing what foursome do you never want to be behind?
A: Monica Lewinsky because she's a hooker; O.J. Simpson, since he's a slicer; Ted Kennedy -- he can't drive over water; and Bill Clinton, because he'll go for any hole.
whitehouse parrot
 
 
A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to the guard, "I'd like to speak to Bill Clinton, the President."

The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George Bush is the President."

After this happens three days in a row, the guard yells in disgust, "I told you Bill Clinton is no longer the President. George Bush is the President of the United States.

The guy says, "I know. I just like hearing it!"


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