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yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, all the restaurants have signs that say "Max. Occupancy 240 OR Yo' Mama."
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she was walking with one shoe and I asked if she had lost a shoe.
"No," she said. "I found one."
yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides!
yo mama's...ugly
 
 
Yo Mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the judges said, "Sorry no professonals."

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