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count chock full of nuts
 
 
Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?

A: Because 69's a mouthfull.

yo mama's...fat
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, that when you tell her to move her fat ass, she has to move one cheek at a time!
roseanne
 
 
What do Roseanne and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
 
 
Yo' mama so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited and waited for a gumball to come out!

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