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stuffing
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?

A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

grand theft auto
 
 
A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."
yo mama's so dumb... drunk driving
 
 
Your mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked her to walked the line she said, 'Which one?'
harvard, yale, and urinal etiquette
 
 
A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.
The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?"
The Yale grad responded, "They taught us not to piss on our hands."

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