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blonde luck
 
 
A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! Im WINNING!"
stick of dynamite
 
 
Yo penis so small that if it were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your load!
stuffing
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?

A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

grand theft auto
 
 
A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."

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