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yo mama sooooo dumb
 
 
Yo mama so dumb, when she threw a rock at the ground she missed.
redneck beaver
 
 
You know your a redneck if a beaver bites your nipple off!
yo mama so dirty...
 
 
Yo mama so dirty, she made Right Guard go left.
move out of my space!
 
 
There were three astronauts an American, a Russian, and a Pollock who were discussing who had the best space program. The Russian says, "We have the best space program. We were the first country to put a satellite into orbit." The American replies, "Thats nothing, we put the first man on the moon." Then the man Pollock says, "No, we are the best, we are going to put the first man on the sun." The Russian and the American arguedm, "Thats not possible you would burn." The Pollock explains, "No, no, we have it all planned out. See we will go at night!"

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