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i want my mtv
 
 
A blonde walks into Best Buy looking for a television. The salesman walks up to her and tells her that the store does not serve blondes. The next day the blonde walks back into Best Buy with a red wig and asks if she could buy the television, but the salesman says to her again, "We don't serve blondes." Disappointed, the blonde takes off her wig and asks the salesman how he knew she was a blonde. The salesman replies, "Because this is a microwave."
long road home
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, when I swerved off the road, I ran out of gas.
yo mama is so dumb...
 
 
Yo mama so dumb, she artificially inseminated you just to tell 'yo mama' jokes to her grandchildren.
yo mama so po'
 
 
Yo mama so poor she beat up a gumball machine because it didn't take food stamps.

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