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stumbling and mumbling
 
 
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"
magnum pi
 
 
A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms. "Yes we do," he says. "Would you like to buy some?" "No," she replies. "But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?"
close but no cigar
 
 
A guy's been dating the girl of his dreams for several months, but he's been holding back his sexual advances because he's worried she'll notice his smaller-than-average penis. One night they're in his car, and he decides to finally make his move. After kissing for a while, he opens his zipper and guides her hand into his pants. "No, thanks," moans the girl. "You know I don't smoke."
a moral dilemma
 
 
Here's a dilemma...

With all your honor and dignity, what would you do?  Please don't answer without giving it serious thought.  By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other.  Please scroll down slowly and consider each line- this is important for the test to work accurately.

You're in Florida... in Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of  water all over you. You are a news photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.  You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power.  

Suddenly you see a man in the water, fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.  

Suddenly you know who it is -- it's George W. Bush!  

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever.  You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

And here's the question (please give an honest answer):

  Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?


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