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you're so stupid... police
 
 
You're so stupid that when police tell you you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.
annoying boy on bus
 
 
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, 'If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, 'If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, 'What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!'

The kid smiles and says, 'I would be a bus driver!'

yo mama's so nasty
 
 
Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"
yo mama's so stupid
 
 
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

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