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yo mama's so old... guest list
 
 
Yo' mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper!
yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, when she dances, the band skips!
pig in a bar
 
 
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"

Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."

And the bartender says, 'Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.'
male voltage
 
 
What's the difference between men and batteries?
Batteries have a positive side!

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